Introducing my Special Friend...

So in the last post I told you about my new woman. It was love at first sight and I have to admit I was a naughty boy, and it wasn't long before our relationship moved on and I slept with her.

I am not ashamed of that, I knew instantly that we would spend the rest of our lives together but what I am ashamed of was I didn't even know her name. Very shallow I know but us boys can be. The problem is she is very shy, you says very little and to be honest just loves the cuddles etc :-)

After a week this became a bit of an issue and I was beginning to get very worried, so I called on my friend Anne Marie who made one of my favourite videos. She came and interviewed Debra and I to try and get others to help me find a name for her.


Naming Competition from Anne Marie Thodsen on Vimeo.

I had a number of suggestions but the winning one is Miranda, Debra says it is a private joke, something to do with the Fusion Nation ????? that Miranda was part of. I don't understand but the person who suggested Miranda is also a great friend and I trust him, so meet Miranda. The love of my life.

No Longer the Most Important Woman in My Life

Debra is angry - I blamed her for not keeping my blog up to date but she says it is my fault, I have been distracted, by another woman.

Perhaps I should confess, Debra is right, I am in love, and like many people I have been distracted by my new woman.

Let me tell you about her..

Debra as normal was off to OOW in San Francisco and I heard her tell people there were to be new red vests. I was furious, I am the most important red vest ever, why would she want a new one? Then I heard there were to be 500 of these new red vests and I was furious. I know I am not in pristine condition but if you had been through what I have been through you would be tatty as well.

Debra was to have a new red vest and I was devastated, is it any wonder that I have been quiet? Would you like to be passed over and ignored. I went into a sulk.

The big day arrived and Debra brought home her vest, I was already for a fight and thought about bringing in my friends from Miracle Security to get rid of this vest, and had Mogens sorted for the next day to deal with him.

Then when Debra introduced me to the vest, I was so shocked, it wasn't a He, it was a she, and my is she good looking. So instead of taking her to Mogens to kill her off, I took her to be introduced. This gave me another worry, Mogens is a bit of a womaniser and I wanted this one for myself.

Sorting Out That Woman

Debra is lazy. I have no idea what she does for a living, but she is neglecting her duties and not keeping my blog upto date.

I did seriously consider pushing the role out to my other keepers, but then I had to think hard.

Dan is really busy, when he isn't exa-working (what ever that is), he is underwater. I don't mind that, I quite like the diving as well, but it is difficult to type under water so I will let him off.

Mogens, well he probably has the time but I am not sure I would trust him. He would probably pass me over to that Tank Driver and I am not sure I could stand the stress.





Mogens, Dan & Debra



This all means I am stuck with Debra, so I guess I should be encouraging her, as she starts to catch up for the last 3 months of bloggs. You could encourage her as well, either here or on twitter - I hope you follow me on Twitter SatnleyACED.

Love my New Friends

Totally out of sync with the postings but I promised I would do this one first:

I love my young fans, they simply take me on trust. Some are a little shy and take a while to get used to me but in the end everyone falls in love with me, and this weekend was no different. Three new fans -

Sebastian, Aden

and Max

All three belong to Connor and Gillian McDonald, and the boys are both Ben Ten fans , they have taught me well and I too would wear the Omnitrix if only I had a wrist. Look at Max here transforming into an Alien as Aden and |I look on.

Slovenian Wine - Again

If you know me well you know I was christened in Slovenian wine, so when Debra and Heli took me to a vineyard I was a bit worried.

First they showed us a wine vat and I was worried they would put me in it. It holds just under 42,000 litres and if you drank 2 a day it would last a very long time.

They locked me up - but who cares when there is plenty to drink?

I did escape, a friendly (therefore not Danish) goat rescued me.

Then I saw what I thought was a gun, and I looked around for the Danes but it was actually a petrol pump for wine.

So actually I had a great time :)

Why are people so intimidating by me?

Had a quick trip to Venice, wanted to go on a gondolier but they said no, they like to be the centre of attention and obviously being photographed with me they would not be, I asked a few but they all refused.

I did however get to travel on the no 42 water bus which I know will make Mogens happy, and I swam in the sea which will please Dan.

It was quite a pleasant day, I thought I was going to get away with no pain, and then Debra (and Heli) tied me up...... Again.

Save Me From Nice Old Gentleman

Remember when I went flying with Tim?, well I've been again but with this time with Joze in Slovenia. The flight was lovely and he showed us all the best places.

I was having a great time and thought he was really nice. He showed me his lovely capital city.

Then I realised he was no better than anyone else, he tried feeding me to a dragon, but I Stanley can slay dragons in my sleep.

Then that evening he tried to cook me in his pizza oven. People have to learn they can't beat me.