Thursday, September 29, 2011

Dangerous Danes or Dangerous Debra - You Decide

When Debra tells me we are going to Denmark I panic. Denmark is a wonderful place (so the song tells me ) but the problem is it is full of Danes, and they take great delight in harming me. I understand from Mogens that traditionally they travelled over to the UK, raping and pillaging the locals but now their victims travel to them.

I am normally OK I know my pals at Miracle Security will save me BUT that tank driver was there this time, and the man with the gun!


However this time they were not the problem and the most dangerous person was Debra! Apparently some sweet little reindeer upset her and she climbed a ladder and nailed him to the roof space. What if she does that to me!

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