I was looking forward to Christmas, the cards were all sent and I heard she was going diving; I love diving so was expecting a good time. But it turns out she took Brooke instead and we all know Brooke is not my #1 fan so I was left behind.
I was sad, all on my own, it wouldn't have been too bad if I was in the same wardrobe as Miranda; I know we have split up but we could have had a holiday cuddle.
Anyway so I slept through Christmas but at least I was safe.
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