Any Cleaning Gurus Out There?

Stanley has a problem, in the process of getting flat he was embedded with a fair amount of tarmac or bitumen and no matter how hot the washing machine is, it just wont come out. (Click on the photo to see the full extent f the problem). I know the original intention was to ruin Stanley, but we love him now and that would be unfair, and sometimes he gets invited to places where he really does need to be a little smarter.

Next week he is joining Vikki from the ACE Program for an ACE dinner at RMOUG and this is the first time Stanley will have had dinner with her since his christening and he naturally wants to look his best.

So what do you do when something wont wash out? Any ideas gratefully received, but Stanley is philosophical and not too worried, at least it wasn't tattoo ink, can you imagine having a name tattooed and it being spelt wrong? Well that is exactly what happened to one ACE Director not that long ago. The video is in some foreign language but basically he is trying to show that you can be a computer nerd and still have fun, exactly what Stanley thinks!