Kept In The Dark

In my last posting I talked about being on board flights on my way to Denver. Well it took a bit longer to get there than Debra planned....

If you ask Debra she says United Airlines lost her bag in Chicago, but I think she is really daft. She also tells people that her bags arriving with her after transit through Chicago is 7/5 in United's favour. Surely she isn't that naive?

The real reason is I am having an affair with a United Baggage handler vest, and Debra falls for it every time. Just don't tell Miranda.