Meeting A Torn Star

Sometimes my keepers treat me as if I am stupid. I take exception to that, I may not be a geek like they are but I am not stupid.




For instance, at the ski holiday, I am normally left out overnight after an evening in the hot tub so that I can be used as a sledge the next day. So when I was enticed into the water I knew what was coming. Then a new friend picked me up and said it was unfair. She said she was used to making men stiff , she thought it was a very unfair thing to do to a vest.

My new friend Denice, as a Torn Star (I am sure that is what she said), fell in love with my ripped torso and took me back inside to warm up.