If I had a head what head would it be?

 Guatemala was a lovely place to visit. To went to a university and I had my own chair, it is great to be famous.

In the hotel I was greeted by two very imposing looking people and there were also men with guns outside. I am sorry but I thought we were a long way away from those pesky Danes and yet I still don't feel safe!

And then I got an opportunity to try on a few heads, better than the pig.